kyrael:

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
"…Technically, yes."


babydawg:

my 11 year old cousin is playing his favorite youtube videos for the family including the classic trololol song

(Source: cornshrub)

prongsvssquid:

tbh dress codes are fine as long as they are about looking professional and appropriate for a learning/working environment and not about ‘don’t distract the boys’ and slut-shaming, and as long as it’s enforced equally for all genders

it is the sexist attitude about it that needs to be changed, not the fact that there *is* such a thing as dress codes

(Source: prongsvsdeath)


traveler-trevor:

that-awkward-zoroark:

Pokemon shamming

Poor Gardevoir and Lucario….

foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

image

THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

1,360,175 plays

thefakerihanna:

unevenpieces:

stayburned:

mrsthirdward:

s-urfboardt:

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

Just putting a cover album 

Bedroom music

holy shit

@smhbee

HOLY……….

(Source: smillington)

markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho


sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I FUCKING LOVE HER. I JUST LOVE HER.


facegroper:

oh


(Source: pleatedjeans)

katgryffindor:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

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pureblood

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME

(Source: hufflepuffinthetardis)

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